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nyquilontherocks:

This is part one of two sex-related surveys I’m doing. I find many of the other Q and A sessions to be far too tame. Let’s have some fun, shall we? Anon’s welcome if you’re too much of a pussy.

1. What is something you have always wanted to try sexually?
2. What is something you have never done in bed before?  
3. What time of day do you like to have sex?  
4. What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?  
5. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?  
6. If someone was in the next room would it make you nervous or excited? 
7. Have you ever faked an orgasm?  
8. What Part of your body are you self-conscious about?  
9. Do you have any sexual regrets? 
10. How Important is sex in your life?  Do you like biting and scratching?
11. How do you feel about leaving marks?
12. Do you believe in make-up sex? 
13. Have you ever had a one night stand?  
14. Have you ever rebounded and known you were doing so?
15. Who did you lose your virginity to? 
16. When and Where did you lose your virginity?  
17. Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant table?  
18. Where would you have sex in public?  
19. Would you ever have sex while at work?  
20. Would you have sex in the rain?  
21. What movie makes you horny?  
22. What do you like Trimed,Shaved or natural?  
23. Would you have sex in a dressing room?  
24. Do you like your partner to be loud during sex?  
25. What words do you like to hear during sex?  
26. How many times a week do you like to have sex?  
27. Have you done the 69 position?  
28. What are your three fav. positions?  
29. What are the top 3 erogenous zones on your body?  
30. Top or Bottom?  
31. Bedroom or other room?  
32. Lights on or off?
33. Public or Private?  
34. Partially or Entirely naked?  
35. Naughty Videos or Hott Photos?  
36. Lacy Panties/Silk Boxers or Leather?  
37. Fast & Hard or Slow & Gentle? 
38. Standing up or Laying down? 
39. Soft or Firm touch?  
40. Under Covers or On top? 
41. Is there any desire that you want to try that you think is taboo?  
42. Any New Positions you havent done but want to try?  
43. Do you have any sexual fetishes you want to explore?  
44. Are there any secret desires you have never told?  
45. Where in the house is your favorite spot to have sex?  
46. What is your favorite thing about sex?  
47. What is your favorite sexual setting?  
48. Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?  
49. Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf?  
50. Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf?
51. Do you think you need sex more or less often than the average person?    
52. Do you like it rough or sensual?:  
53. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?:
54. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?:
55. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: 
56. How do you feel about one night stands?:
57. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?: 
58. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: 
59. How long do you usually fore-play before doing the deed?: 
60. Do you like kissing during sex?: 
61. Does size matter?: 
62. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
63. What does your favorite fore-play include?: 
64. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?:  
65. Have you ever have sex for money?: 
66. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: 
67. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?:
68. Do you ever worry about how you’re pleasing your partner?: 
69. Could you live without sex?:
70. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?:
71. Do you like to perform oral sex?:
72. Do you like to recieve oral sex?: 
73. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?:
74. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: 
75. Have you ever been caught in the act?:
76. Have you ever had sex on drugs?:
77. Do you spit or swallow?:
78. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: 
79. Do you ever have sex in the shower?: 
80. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 
81. Do you feel your up to par in bed?: 
82. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?:
83. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?:
84. Do you wear protection as often as you should?: 
85. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?:
86. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)?:
87. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?:
88. If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: 

 

Aware that I’m not sexually aggressive in pretty much any manner whatsoever, I post this like a flag. Ask away, kids. But…not actually kids. That would be weird, and legally gray.