Buzzkill

howthemidwestwaswon:

stfusexists:

Anyone ever notice how it’s always the STRIPPERS who are allegedly gross, diseased, and regarded absolutely zero respect, and never the overwhelmingly heterosexual male patrons? Sexism is neat. Just ask Bradley Ellis and JR Tschopp here. 

I bet dating a stripper is a lot like buying a carton of strawberries; delicious. On a serious note, I’ve been confused about two things when it comes to stripper-slamming - The assumption strippers don’t actually strip, but instead just have a shitload of unprotected sex with their clients - That somehow, it’s impossible for a stripper to divorce their work from their personal life. And really, where the fuck does this job over partner shit come from? Dudes are dumb.

I’ve never dated a stripper, but have been with an alt-porn model who used to do cam shows and whatnot, which I might think bears a certain similarity/resemblance. To say that they’re dirty/diseased/money-grubbing/whatever is just plain bullshit. Did she dump me in a shitty way for another guy? Yes. Is she still one of the coolest people I’ve ever met despite the fact that we haven’t spoken since? Under said circumstances, also yes.

So suck it, you overly presumptuous, despeciating fucks who say otherwise.