Do you understand now?
Anna is literally the best fucking writer though
(Source: adiunge)
do you ever feel like you have a crush on someone and then the next day you’re like wow no it’s just friendship
and it’s a constant cycle of wow ilu oh wait no i dont no nvm yes i do ah no false alarm
it’s so confusing
an exorcist that uses an ax on demons, an axorcist
an exorcist that audits demons, a taxorcist
a mexican exorcist, a mexorcist
an exorcist that tries to get rid of internal scarring and cysts, an exorcystic fibrosis
an exorcist who also happens to be superman’s nemesis, a lexorcist luthor
I lost the cap to a soda bottle
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
Geez. I can’t even get self-destructively drunk like I used to. I’m really running out of options here, folks.
